MNM XXXI
Week 7 FORECAST
PANTHERS (5-1) at FC BEANTOWN (3-3)
SERIES PANTHERS BEANTOWN
SERIES LEADER PAN 17-7
SERIES STREAK PAN W4
LAST WEEK W 8BA 51-40 L AXE 67-107
LAST GAME PAN 93-47(17w5)
PASSING D WATSON (129) T BRADY (102)
RUSHING E ELLIOTT (81) C MCCAFFREY (133)
RECEIVING M THOMAS (86) DJ CHARK (80)
OFFENSE 484(4) 467(8)
DEFENSE 136(13) 133(14)
POWER RANKING 4 10
FORECAST:
BEANTOWN: “Tis but a scratch”
PANTHERS: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”
PANTHERS by 2 (site by2)
TOP GUNS (1-5) at ASSASSINS (1-5)
SERIES TOP GUNS ASSASSINS
SERIES LEADER ASS 2-1
SERIES STREAK ASS W2
LAST WEEK L SUD 24-60 L WEY 17-68
LAST GAME ASS 57-48(17w5)
PASSING J WINSTON (90) M MARIOTA (66)
RUSHING L FOURNETTE (70) J HOWARD (56)
RECEIVING T LOCKETT (66) D HOPKINS (59)
OFFENSE 422(12) 391(14)
DEFENSE 152(10) 141(12)
POWER RANKING ur ur
FORECAST:
“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
TOP GUNS by 5 (site by11)
WEYRMEN (3-3) at BRAWLERS (1-5)
SERIES WEYRMEN BRAWLERS
SERIES LEADER BRA 11-4
SERIES STREAK BRA W5
LAST WEEK W ASS 68-17 L LOD 28-70
LAST GAME BRA 41-1(17w8)
PASSING A RODGERS (78) P RIVERS (81)
RUSHING N CHUBB (95) M INGRAM (83)
RECEIVING C RIDLEY (59) J JONES (72)
OFFENSE 433(11) 421(13)
DEFENSE 168(5) 166(6)
POWER RANKING 6 ur
FORECAST:
WEYRMEN: You‘ll “never survive.”
BRAWLERS: “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
WEYRMEN by 2 (siteby18)
BOUNTY HUNTERS (3-3) at JUGGERNAUTS (2-4)
SERIES HUNTERS JUGGERNAUTS
SERIES LEADER EVEN 3-3
SERIES STREAK HUN W1
LAST WEEK L GAN 28-36 L CRU 38-40
LAST GAME HUN 52-41(17w7)
PASSING D PRESCOTT (110) J FLACCO (62)
RUSHING J JACOBS (60) A JONES (93)
RECEIVING A COOPER (81) C SUTTON (64)
OFFENSE 473(6) 449(9)
DEFENSE 163(7) 149(11)
POWER RANKING 7 ur
FORECAST:
“I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.”
BOUNTY HUNTERS by 4 (siteJUGGERNAUTS by 1)
BONECRUSHERS (2-4) at GANGSTERS (2-4)
SERIES CRUSHERS GANGSTERS
SERIES LEADER GAN 4-0
SERIES STREAK GAN W4
LAST WEEK W JUG 40-38 W HUN 36-28
LAST GAME GAN 60-47(18w7)
PASSING K MURRAY (101) M GARDNER (80)
RUSHING K JOHNSON (50) D JOHNSON (86)
RECEIVING W DISSLEY (53) TY HILTON (51)
OFFENSE 377(16) 470(7)
DEFENSE 125(15) 125(16)
POWER RANKING ur 9
FORECAST:
“ I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!”
GANGSTERS by15 (site by7)
LEGION of DOOM (5-1) at MONSTERS (6-0)
SERIES LOD MONSTERS
SERIES LEADER MON 13-10
SERIES STREAK MON W2
LAST WEEK W BRA 70-28 W SNI 56-17
LAST GAME MON 75-26(18w7)
PASSING L JACKSON (120) P MAHOMES (115)
RUSHING A EKELER (97) D COOK (100)
RECEIVING C GODWIN (101) T MCLAURIN (68)
OFFENSE 498(2) 557(1)
DEFENSE 176(3) 160(8)
POWER RANKING 2 1
FORECAST:
“Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ – but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
MONSTERS by 9 (site by 20)
SNICKERS (2-4) at SUDS (5-1)
SERIES SNICKERS SUDS
SERIES LEADER SUD 14-12
SERIES STREAK SUD W2
LAST WEEK L MON 17-56 W GUN 60-24
LAST GAME SUD 44-4(16w8)
PASSING R WILSON (126) M STAFFORD (75)
RUSHING D JOHNSON (34) J CONNER (74)
RECEIVING J LANDRY (42) A THIELEN (73)
OFFENSE 384(15) 446(10)
DEFENSE 180(2) 186(1)
POWER RANKING ur 5
FORECAST:
“It’s for sure a white man’s world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I’ll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th’ ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you’ve gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. Gobbledy-gook!”
SUDS by10 (site SNICKERS by 38)
AXEMEN (2-4) at 8BALLS (3-3)
SERIES AXEMEN 8BALLS
SERIES LEADER AXE 5-1
SERIES STREAK AXE W2
LAST WEEK W BEA 107-67 L PAN 40-51
LAST GAME AXE 66-37(18w7)
PASSING M RYAN (115) C WENTZ (93)
RUSHING P LINDSAY (69) A KAMARA (72)
RECEIVING S DIGGS (64) C KUPP (81)
OFFENSE 489(3) 474(5)
DEFENSE 156(9) 171(4)
POWER RANKING 3 8
FORECAST:
“The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.”
