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week 3 FORECAST
WEYRMEN (0-2) at 8BALLS (1-1)

SERIES WEYRMEN 8BALLS

SERIES LEADER WEY 14-10

SERIES STREAK 8BA W2

LAST WEEK L (MON 49-108) L (CRU 31-66)

LAST GAME 8BAL 80-25 (17w12)

PASSING A RODGERS(32) A DALTON (34)

RUSHING B POWELL(18) A KAMARA(45)

RECEIVING K COLE(22) K ALLEN(24)

OFFENSE 126 191

DEFENSE 73 57

POWER RANKING ur 9

FORECAST:

With automatic spell checkers running unleashed over what we compose, our era is that of correctly spelled typos.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
8BALLS by 32.5 (site by 23)

BONECRUSHERS (2-0) at MONSTERS (1-1)

SERIES BONECRUSHERS MONSTERS

SERIES LEADER MON 21-18-1

SERIES STREAK CRU W1

LAST WEEK W (8BA 66-31) W (WEY 108-49)

LAST GAME CRU 39-31(17w12)

PASSING K COUSINS(42) P MAHOMES(51)

RUSHING A PETERSON(22) T GURLEY(45)

RECEIVING Q ENUNWA(22) T HILL(47)

OFFENSE 162 249

DEFENSE 62 63

POWER RANKING 2 5

FORECAST:

Next time you’re stunned by large Moon on horizon, bend over and view it between your legs. The effect goes away entirely.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
MONSTERS by 10.5 (site by 31)

JUGGERNAUTS (0-2) at SNICKERS (1-1)

SERIES JUGGERNAUTS SNICKERS

SERIES LEADER JUG 25-8

SERIES STREAK SNI W1

LAST WEEK L (ASS 61-67) L (PAN 48-73)

LAST GAME W (55-20 17w11)

PASSING B BORTLES(36) R WILSON(30)

RUSHING C CLEMENT(15) D LEWIS(19)

RECEIVING K GOLLADAY(28) G TATE(26)

OFFENSE 143 149

DEFENSE 51 58

POWER RANKING ur ur

FORECAST:

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
Are you reading these Tom?
SNICKERS by 3 (site by 18)

ASSASSINS (1-1) at PANTHERS (2-0)

SERIES ASSASSINS PANTHERS

SERIES LEADER ASS 15-9

SERIES STREAK ASS W2

LAST WEEK W(JUG 67-61) W(SNI 73-48)

LAST GAME ASS 46-30 (17w11)

PASSING C NEWTON(37) T TAYLOR(31)

RUSHING J HOWARD(15) M GORDON(43)

RECEIVING D HOPKINS(25) M THOMAS(50)

OFFENSE 162 189

DEFENSE 52 28

POWER RANKING 6 4

FORECAST:

In my NCAAwrestling days I dreamt of a hold I called the “Double Tidal Lock” inspired by Earth-Moon physics.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
PANTHERS by 7.5 (site by 2)

FC BEANTOWN (1-1) at BRAWLERS (2-0)

SERIES BEANTOWN BRAWLERS

SERIES LEADER BRA 28-25-2

SERIES STREAK BRA W1

LAST WEEK L (HUN 64-68) W (GUN 45-33)

LAST GAME BRA 86-41 (17w12)

PASSING T BRADY(31) P RIVERS(40)

RUSHING C MCCAFFREY(25) K DRAKE(18)

RECEIVING E SANDERS(28) J JONES(23)

OFFENSE 157 154

DEFENSE 47 57

POWER RANKING ur 3

FORECAST:

Curiously, light-loving GREEN plants reject the Sun’s GREEN light, reflecting it back at you, which is why they look GREEN
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
FC BEANTOWN by 1.5 (site by 5)

BOUNTY HUNTERS (1-1) at TOP GUNS (0-2)

SERIES HUNTERS TOP GUNS

SERIES LEADER HUN 14-9-1

SERIES STREAK HUN W1

LAST WEEK W (BEA 68-64) L (BRA 33-45)

LAST GAME HUN 54-10 (17w12)

PASSING A SMITH(25) R FITZPATRICK(58)

RUSHING M LYNCH(21) S BARKLEY(29)

RECEIVING D JACKSON(40) T LOCKETT(23)

OFFENSE 140 116

DEFENSE 54 41

POWER RANKING 8 ur

FORECAST:

Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
BOUNTY HUNTERS by 12 (site by 26)

SUDS (2-0) at AXEMEN (0-2)

SERIES SUDS AXEMEN

SERIES LEADER SUD 30-25-1

SERIES STREAK AXE W1

LAST WEEK W(LOD 70-60) L (GAN 45-47)

LAST GAME AXE 43-32(17w13)

PASSING C KEENUM(30) M RYAN(35)

RUSHING J CONNER(42) D JOHNSON(16)

RECEIVING S DIGGS(38) A ROBINSON(16)

OFFENSE 183 118

DEFENSE 58 38

POWER RANKING 1 ur

FORECAST:

I’ve come to conclude that Fettucini Alfredo is just Mac-and-Cheese for food snobs.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
SUDS by 8.5 (site by 11)

LEGION of DOOM (1-1) at GANGSTERS (1-1)

SERIES LOD GANGSTERS

SERIES LEADER LOD 23-2

SERIES STREAK LOD W2

LAST WEEK L (SUD 60-70) W (AXE 47-45)

LAST GAME LOD 65-47 (17w13)

PASSING B ROETHLISBERGER(43) A LUCK(26)

RUSHING A ELELER(25) J AJAYI(26)

RECEIVING AJ GREEN(40) D ADAMS(28)

OFFENSE 183 150

DEFENSE 67 50

POWER RANKING 10 7

FORECAST:

Principles of modern law assert that you’re innocent until proven guilty. Yet airport security is the exact opposite of this.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)
LEGION of DOOM by 4.5 (site by 6)