MNM 25th SEASON

week 8 PREVIEW

BRAWLERS (4-3) at MONSTERS (1-6)

 

SERIES                                   BRAWLERS                          MONSTERS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  MON 10-4                                         

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  MON W1

 

LAST WEEK                         W ASS 39-30                          L GAN 4-32

 

LAST GAME                                                                         MON 62-11(08w8)

 

PASSING                               RIVERS          112                  G SMITH       91

 

RUSHING                              WOODHEAD  56                 GREEN-ELLIS  39

 

RECEIVING                          CAMERON   70                    WAYNE         48

 

OFFENSE                              487 (5)                                     366 (15)

 

DEFENSE                              134 (15)                                   136 (13)

 

POWER RANKING             6                                              ur                                                                   

 

FORECAST:

 

  think so, Brain, but can you use the word ‘asphalt’ in polite society?”

BRAWLERS by 17 (siteby 6)


8BALLS (5-2) at BOUNTY HUNTERS (3-4)

 

SERIES                                   8BALLS                                  HUNTERS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  HUN 2-0                                           

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  HUN W2

 

LAST WEEK                         W LOD 35-21                        L JUG 17-59

 

LAST GAME                                                                         HUN 16-1 (07w8)

 

PASSING                               STAFFORD   118                  RODGERS     103

 

RUSHING                              J CHARLES   108                  MURRAY      57

 

RECEIVING                          M BENNETT  47                  D JACKSON  70

 

OFFENSE                              493 (4)                                     449 (8)

 

DEFENSE                              181 (8)                                     181 (9)

 

POWER RANKING             2                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

“Uh, I think so, Brain–but after eating newspaper all day, do I really need the extra fiber?”

 

8BALLS by 6 (site by23)


CAMEL JOCKEYS (5-2) at FC BEANTOWN (4-3)

 

SERIES                                   JOCKEYS                               BEANTOWN

 

SERIES LEADER                  JOC 17-13-1

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  BEA W1

 

LAST WEEK                         L AXE 31-49                          W WEY 55-46

 

LAST GAME                                                                         BEA 57-24 (10w7)

 

PASSING                               VICK              83                    P MANNING  162

 

RUSHING                              D MARTIN    41                    SPROLES       44

 

RECEIVING                          DECKER        60                    J THOMAS    76

 

OFFENSE                              422 (11)                                   451 (7)

 

DEFENSE                              199 (2)                                     189 (3)

 

POWER RANKING             7                                              4

 

FORECAST:

 

I think so, Brain NARF, but don’t camels spit a lot?”

BEANTOWN by 4 (siteby12)


TOP GUNS (5-2) at WEYRMEN (4-2-1)

 

SERIES                                   TOP GUNS                            WEYRMEN

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  WEY 14-12                                        

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  WEY W1

 

LAST WEEK                         W SNI 37-32                          L BEA 46-55

 

LAST GAME                                                                         WEY 33-10 (11w8)

 

PASSING                               ROMO           109                  WILSON        101

 

RUSHING                              LYNCH          92                    MORENO     88

 

RECEIVING                          WELKER       79                    WRIGHT       35

 

OFFENSE                              531 (2)                                     438 (10)

 

DEFENSE                              133 (16)                                   176 (10)

 

POWER RANKING             1                                              8

 

FORECAST:

 “I think so, Brain, but a codpiece made from a real fish would get smelly after a while, wouldn’t it?”

 

TOP GUNS by 13 (site by 9)


LEGION of DOOM (3-4) at JUGGERNAUTS (5-2)

 

SERIES                                   LOD                                       JUGGERNAUTS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  JUG 16-10-1

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  JUG W1

 

LAST WEEK                         L 8BA 21-35                           W HUN 59-17

 

LAST GAME                                                                         JUG 62-29 (11w8)

 

PASSING                               CUTLER        91                    BREES            110

 

RUSHING                              PETERSON   77                    FORTE           91

 

RECEIVING                          BRYANT       75                    B MARSHALL  68

 

OFFENSE                              509 (3)                                     558 (1)

 

DEFENSE                              187 (4)                                     216 (1)

 

POWER RANKING             ur                                            3

 

FORECAST:

“Whuh… I think so, Brain, but… but if Charlton Heston doesn’t eat Soylent Green, what will he eat?”

 

JUGGERNAUTS by7 (site by 5)


ASSASSINS (4-3) at GANGSTERS (2-5)

 

SERIES                                   ASSASSINS                            GANGSTERS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  GAN 2-1                                            

 

SERIES STREAK                  ASS W1

 

LAST WEEK                         L BRA 30-39                          W MON 32-4

 

LAST GAME                         ASS 36-32 (08w8)

 

PASSING                               NEWTON     92                    LUCK             110

 

RUSHING                              RIDLEY         42                    POWELL       39

 

RECEIVING                          C JOHNSON 68                    HILTON        40

 

OFFENSE                              421 (12)                                   357 (16)

 

DEFENSE                              182 (7)                                     187 (5)

 

POWER RANKING             10                                            ur

 

FORECAST:

 

I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?”

ASSASSINS by 9 (site by6)


SNICKERS (2-4-1) at SPUDS (3-4)

 

SERIES                                   SNICKERS                             SPUDS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  SPU 12-11                                         

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  SPU W2

 

LAST WEEK                         L GUN 32-37                         L PAN 38-45

 

LAST GAME                                                                         SPU 29-6 (11w8)

 

PASSING                               PALMER       69                    BRADY          76

 

RUSHING                              MENDENHAL  41               F JACKSON  69

 

RECEIVING                          D THOMAS  70                    V DAVIS        67

 

OFFENSE                              384 (14)                                   445 (9)

 

DEFENSE                              175 (11)                                   187 (6)

 

POWER RANKING             ur                                            9

 

FORECAST:

“I think so, Brain! But shouldn’t we let the silk worms finish the boxer shorts before we put them on?”

 

SPUDS by8 (site by 17)


AXEMEN (4-3) at PANTHERS (1-6)

 

SERIES                                   AXEMEN                              PANTHERS

 

SERIES LEADER                  AXE 7-6-1

 

SERIES STREAK                  AXE W1

 

LAST WEEK                         W JOC 49-31                          W SPU 5-38

 

LAST GAME                         AXE 39-36 (12w8)

 

PASSING                               RYAN                        100                  GRIFFIN        91

 

RUSHING                              MORRIS        51                    J BELL            50

 

RECEIVING                          RANDLE       48                    AJ GREEN     71

 

OFFENSE                              458 (10)                                   389 (13)

 

DEFENSE                              171 (12)                                   136 (14)

 

POWER RANKING             5                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

“I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.”

 

 

AXEMEN by 9 (site EVEN)