MNM 25th SEASON

week 4 FORECAST

8-BALLS (1-2) at ASSASSINS (2-1)

 

SERIES                                   8BALLS                                  ASSASSINS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  ASS 5-2                                              

 

SERIES STREAK                  8BA W1

 

LAST WEEK                         L JOC 11-35                           W SNI 41-29

 

LAST GAME                         8BAL 39-17 (12w4)

 

PASSING                               STAFFORD   49                    NEWTON     47

 

RUSHING                              J CHARLES   43                    HUNTER       8

 

RECEIVING                          M BENNETT 47                   C JOHNSON 35

 

OFFENSE                              102                                          92

 

DEFENSE                              102                                          85

 

POWER RANKING             ur                                            6                                                                     

 

FORECAST:

 

OK, so here were my options. (a) quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw to the face, roll on the ground and die.

 Hmm, should have gone with (a).

8BALLS by 3 (site by 8)


CAMEL JOCKEYS (3-0) at PANTHERS (0-3)

 

SERIES                                   JOCKEYS                               PANTHERS

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  PAN 14-12-1                                     

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  PAN W1                   

 

LAST WEEK                         W 8BAL 35-11                       L JUG 34-65

 

LAST GAME                                                                         PAN 38-37 (12w10)

 

PASSING                               VICK              64                    GRIFFIN        47

 

RUSHING                              D MARTIN    27                    J BELL            37

 

RECEIVING                          GARCON      25                    AJ GREEN     34

 

OFFENSE                              126                                          80

 

DEFENSE                              55                                            176

 

POWER RANKING             2                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

 

You know what they say: some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on life’s gristle, don’t grumble; give a whistle, and they’ll help things turn out for the best.

JOCKEYS by 15 (site by7)


JUGGERNAUTS (2-1) at MONSTERS (0-3)

 

SERIES                                   JUGGERNAUTS                   MONSTERS

 

SERIES LEADER                  JUG 20-15

 

SERIES STREAK                  JUG W3

 

LAST WEEK                         W PAN 65-34                        L WEY 0-41

 

LAST GAME                         JUG 75-28 (12w4)

 

PASSING                               BREES            55                    G SMITH       40

 

RUSHING                              MCCOY         46                    STARKS         21

 

RECEIVING                          V CRUZ         35                    COBB            31

 

OFFENSE                              160                                          70

 

DEFENSE                              88                                            177

 

POWER RANKING             4                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

 

How would you feel if you’d been dead a day and a half and someone brought you more bad news.

JUGGERNAUTS by 30 (siteby34 )


SNICKERS (2-1) at WEYRMEN (2-1)

 

SERIES                                   SNICKERS                             WEYRMEN

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  WEY 21-6-1                                      

 

SERIES STREAK                  SNI W3

 

LAST WEEK                         L ASS 29-41                           W MON 41-0

 

LAST GAME                         SNI 53-7 (12w10)

 

PASSING                               SCHAUB        41                    WILSON        41

 

RUSHING                              MCFADDEN 31                   BERNARD    30

 

RECEIVING                          NELSON       37                    WRIGHT       15

 

OFFENSE                              143                                          82

 

DEFENSE                              126                                          46

 

POWER RANKING             10                                            5

 

FORECAST:

 

Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they’ve turned to dust.

SNICKERS by 20 (site by 13)


BRAWLERS (2-1) at GANGSTERS (1-2)

 

SERIES                                   BRAWLERS                          GANGSTERS

 

SERIES LEADER                  BRA 5-2

 

SERIES STREAK                  BRA W3

 

LAST WEEK                         W GUN 79-36                        L SPU 5-13

 

LAST GAME                         BRA 56-44 (12w9)

 

PASSING                               RIVERS          51                    LUCK             48

 

RUSHING                              BRADSHAW 27                    POWELL       25

 

RECEIVING                          CAMERON   42                    COLSTON     19

 

OFFENSE                              175                                          70

 

DEFENSE                              122                                          101

 

POWER RANKING             3                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

 

Tai Chi Kung-Fu used to make steamed buns, what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You’re a Kung-Fu master I can see. And your homemade treats look so tasty.

BRAWLERS by34 (site by 23)


SPUDS (2-1) at TOP GUNS (1-2)

 

SERIES                                   SPUDS                                    TOP GUNS

 

SERIES LEADER                  SPU 23-15                                         

 

SERIES STREAK                  SPU W10

 

LAST WEEK                         W GAN 13-5                          L BRA 36-79

 

LAST GAME                         SPU 44-36 (12w6)

 

PASSING                               BRADY          36                    ROMO           42

 

RUSHING                              F JACKSON  24                    LYNCH          35

 

RECEIVING                          FINLEY          20                    WELKER       36

 

OFFENSE                              82                                            135

 

DEFENSE                              92                                            211

 

POWER RANKING             7                                              ur

 

FORECAST:

 

“Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children.” Cool! What am I going to blow up?

TOP GUNS by 17 (site by13)


FC BEANTOWN (0-3) at LEGION of DOOM (2-1)

 

SERIES                                   BEANTOWN                        LOD

 

SERIES LEADER                                                                  LOD 21-3-1                                       

 

SERIES STREAK                                                                  LOD W1

 

LAST WEEK                         L HUN 20-26                         L AXE 48-59

 

LAST GAME                                                                         LOD 71-43 (12w10)

 

PASSING                               P MANNING 73                   E MANNING 39

 

RUSHING                              SPROLES       15                    PETERSON   46

 

RECEIVING                          V JACKSON  17                    GRAHAM     47

 

OFFENSE                              98                                            167

 

DEFENSE                              134                                          114

 

POWER RANKING             ur                                            8

 

FORECAST:

 

Look – you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over my house to watch the patriots games, still workin’ construction, I’ll *** kill you. That’s not a threat, now that’s a fact. I’ll *** kill you.

LEGION of DOOM by23 (site by 26)


BOUNTY HUNTERS (3-0) at AXEMEN (1-2)

 

SERIES                                   HUNTERS                             AXEMEN

 

SERIES LEADER                  HUN 5-3

 

SERIES STREAK                  HUN W4

 

LAST WEEK                         W BEA 26-20                         W LOD 59-48

 

LAST GAME                         HUN 65-30 (12w9)

 

PASSING                               RODGERS     58                    RYAN                        46

 

RUSHING                              MURRAY      32                    MORRIS        28

 

RECEIVING                          D JACKSON  36                    THOMPKINS 20

 

OFFENSE                              166                                          115

 

DEFENSE                              107                                          127

 

POWER RANKING             1                                              9

 

FORECAST:

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

HUNTERS by 17 (site EVEN)